You know when your partner is catching on to your cheating ways when……
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Your morning newspaper is nowhere to be found.
Instead, your regular reading material has been replaced by Stolen Love: Poetry for Cheaters |
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Your non-descript mouse pad has been replaced by one that says “cheating on a spouse hurts your kids too Remember that, next time you surf for porn… because it is 100% true. |
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He presents you with a Wash Away Your Sins Kit A miraculous kit that will wash away sin after sin and comes with a confessional journal. Just remember, don’t try to push your luck. |
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When she starts wearing this shirt in public, it’s time to pack up and go.
Because she won’t be putting up with your bullshit. |
This is one book I would love to curl up on my sofa and read. It seem pretty interesting and the price is not too bad either.
A man would not have to be a genius to pick up on the meaning behind these items.You could call this their “last chance”!
A couple of these would be great to wear when telling that soon-to-be-ex to get his clothing out of the front yard, after you placed it there!
It would really be a big hint to actually give one of these items to my spouse, I am sure he would pick up immediately.
I try my hand at poetry now and then. Maybe this book “Stolen Love” will give me some inspiration.
Liza, me too!
It promises to be an interesting read.
mollyL, I still sometimes wonder though…..
don’t you?
SageMother, LOL!
I’d hang a big sign on the front lawn for the whole neighborhood to see!
Liz, LOL! This would be a perfect Mastercard commercial….
“Seeing the expression on his face when he opens his present… Priceless!”
LOL…this is just TOO funny. I don’t think my indicators would be so subtle though. I would be IN his face immediately, lol.
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