You know when your partner is catching on to your cheating ways when……
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Your morning newspaper is nowhere to be found.
Instead, your regular reading material has been replaced by Stolen Love: Poetry for Cheaters |
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Your non-descript mouse pad has been replaced by one that says \”cheating on a spouse hurts your kids too Remember that, next time you surf for porn… because it is 100% true. |
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He presents you with a Wash Away Your Sins Kit A miraculous kit that will wash away sin after sin and comes with a confessional journal. Just remember, don\’t try to push your luck. |
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When she starts wearing this shirt in public, it\’s time to pack up and go.
Because she won\’t be putting up with your bullshit. |
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This is one book I would love to curl up on my sofa and read. It seem pretty interesting and the price is not too bad either.
A man would not have to be a genius to pick up on the meaning behind these items.You could call this their “last chance”!
A couple of these would be great to wear when telling that soon-to-be-ex to get his clothing out of the front yard, after you placed it there!
It would really be a big hint to actually give one of these items to my spouse, I am sure he would pick up immediately.
I try my hand at poetry now and then. Maybe this book “Stolen Love” will give me some inspiration.
Liza, me too!
It promises to be an interesting read.
mollyL, I still sometimes wonder though…..
don’t you?
SageMother, LOL!
I’d hang a big sign on the front lawn for the whole neighborhood to see!
Liz, LOL! This would be a perfect Mastercard commercial….
“Seeing the expression on his face when he opens his present… Priceless!”
LOL…this is just TOO funny. I don’t think my indicators would be so subtle though. I would be IN his face immediately, lol.
I love the mouse pad. As my partner spend his time online a lot, a glance on the mouse pad will remind him that he has a wife and some kids to care for. Man, the as the wordings are in neon, I think he would have no excuse of not being able to read it.
LOL! I don’t think I would get any of those things in my shopping list any time soon, but they are funny!
mollyL, LOL! We’d love to print those poems…. Let me know!
Some of these things are very funny, I don’t think I will be buying any but I can see that some people would.
flowerhorn08, LOL! I love the mousepad too! I think there are stores on the web now that you can even customize your own mousepads.
kernow, they are…. and for moments when you need them…. you know where to find them
I think these things are fun, not a subject you can usually laugh about, but I am sure some people will like them.